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[synthedick]

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[hybridification]

So like, you're cool with 6 10s? You get a day off and everything!

I'm trying to write up a schedule here, you know? Keep people dependable.

[synthedick]

[Sarcasm might not come across well through text, but he picks up on it, anyway.]

Right. Just put me down for the night shift. Let the people who need sleep get it.

[hybridification]

Oh, yeah. You don't need sleep. Because you're

well

Rey told me. What you are, I mean. It's kinda cool, tbh. I mean... scary. But cool.

[synthedick]

I'm a lot less scary than you'd think. There's not much difference between me and a regular man, aside from all the metal parts.

[hybridification]

I think the metal parts is kind of a biggie though.

Not that I can really say anything. I have cybernetic enhancements.

[synthedick]

So you're part machine or something?

[hybridification]

No?

I mean. Technically yes. I have a mechanical arm and eye and a neural port. But I'm not like, a member of the Borg or anything, or part of a weird collective cyborg hivemind, I'm just a dude with stuff.

[synthedick]

And I'm just a detective.

[hybridification]

Yeah but you're not just a detective. You're a robot






oh.

That was the point, wasn't it.

[synthedick]

Well, what do you know? You're a dude with stuff, and a genius on top of that.

[hybridification]

Wow, it's hard to imagine that someone would spend time and energy programming a robot to be sarcastic.

[synthedick]

Don't hurt yourself thinking too hard on it, then. Wouldn't want to damage whatever parts you've got, now would we?

[hybridification]

You know, you're kind of a dick.

[synthedick]

I prefer 'detective.'

[But he knows, Rhys. He knows.]

So you'll let me know when I'm on the schedule, right?

[hybridification]

Yeah yeah, I'll ping you or whatever.

See you around.